What happens when 5 Woo Hoo Crewers decide they are crazy enough to want to run 84.4 laps around a 500m indoor track?! Read the following race recaps to find out!
Melanie: Indoor Insanity Marathon Recap
Retro Woo Hoo: Originally written Wednesday, December 20, 2006
So I quit smoking 5 weeks & 2 days ago. If you have come within a 100 mile radius of me, you should know this – I’ve told everybody…including the bag boy at Lowes Foods. (He wasn’t overly impressed but was polite about it.)
Sidebar: Smokers stink. I mean really stink. And it doesn’t matter if you smoke outside, wash your hands & brush your teeth. You still stink. Only I can say this since I’m just barely a non-smoker….anybody who has never smoked really shouldn’t say this ’cause a smoker will knock you out. I know…’cause I would have…5 weeks & 3 days ago.
But I digress. So I quit smoking and now I’ve set my mind to running. I know, I know. I’m 43, have 2 herniated disks & torn ligaments in my back…and smoked for “umpteen” years. But none the less, I want to run. I want to be one of those people that run, not because I have to….but because I really enjoy it. And I won’t deny that I really think some of those running clothes are cute as all get out! Plus my “parts” will regain the shape and location that they were meant to have…and that’s all I’m going to say about that!
If you know anything about me, you will not be surprised to hear that I turned to the ol’ “www” to learn whatever I could about anything remotely related to the art of running. And that’s where I found my new hero. Emil Zatopek.
In 1952, Emil Zatopek participated in the Helsinki Olympics & won 3 events – one was a marathon….and get this….he had NEVER run a marathon before. Now come on…how cool is that? And as if that was not enough, the man did all of this against the wishes of his doctor. You see, Emil Zatopek refused to let obstacles stop him. He paid no mind to “the odds” or “the experts” but simply listened to his heart.
That’s why he’s my hero. He reminds me not to listen to that little voice in my head that says “You can’t do this, are you insane?” And to ignore those polite smiles that people give me when I tell them that I want to become a runner….or even worse, the outright belly-laughs I get from others.
I will simply run. And when I do manage to enter my first 5K, I will have my placard mounted in a shadow box and display it in a prominent place. Not for the world to see….but for ME to see.
I will remind myself everyday of what Emil Zatopek once said:
“We forget our bodies to the benefit of mechanical leisure. We act continuously with our brain, but we no longer use our bodies, our limbs. It is the Africans who possess this vitality, this muscular youth, this thirst for physical action which we are lacking. We have a magnificent motor at our disposal, but we no longer know how to use it.”
I vow to learn how to use my magnificent motor…and to never give up….no matter what.